ESCORT GLOSSARY

Implants, usually breast implants, but many can be done nowadays, such as buttock implants, for that Kim Kardashian look, and apparently men are getting more and more chest implants, to create a six-pack, or calf implants, as if they had been running a lot. Some of our ladies have breast implants, and when they don't, it says "natural" next to their bra size.

More than anything else, it is a feeling: the feeling of being with someone you have been with before and close to being with someone you love. This is the feeling our GFE Escorts strive to provide. There is intimacy, closeness, two people showing each other who they are, while talking, laughing, taking a walk at midnight or having sex. So it has all the advantages of a relationship, but none of the disadvantages, since you will never hear complaints about dirty dishes, the laundry, or the fact that you forgot to take out the trash for the millionth time.

Also known as watersports or by its formal term, urolagnia, which means to urinate on your partner or to urinate. The ancient Greeks probably already did this (what didn't they do?), hence the myth of Zeus impregnating Danae disguised as golden rain. A rain that fell on Danae while she was lying in her bed... Some of our ladies are willing to play Zeus, but none will take on the role of Danae.

Stimulation of the male genitals by hand, also known as old-fashioned, disciplines the octopus, the awesome grip, the jointing of the joints, the easy-to-use mani, the rocking sleeve, and the Greek nintendo. You may believe that you do this best on your own, given your experience, but you may be surprised as our ladies have taken a course that teaches techniques such as the piano, the love tunnel, the windshield wiper, and the egg.

The release of energy. Once again, the French term is much better: le petit mort, or the little death. You can die as many times as you want and maybe take your partner with you, but remember the words of the famous feminist Betty Friedan: "No woman has an orgasm while scrubbing the kitchen floor."

Female ejaculation. It is a gift that not every woman can offer, although it is said that every woman can do it. Much depends on the techniques her partner uses in bed (he must be able to find her G-spot, for example). But then again: just as some people sweat more than others or eat more than others, some women climax more easily and in more generous quantities. As do some of our escorts, so if you want to experience this, ask us for the right partner.

A special erotic massage, a hybrid blend of the inner traditions of Hinduism and Buddhism, combining the teachings (among others) of Wilhelm Reich, Carl Jung, and Annie Sprinkle, Tantra has come to mean a sacred sexuality that harmonises female and male energy, yin and yang, spirit and matter, capable of elevating participants to a higher spiritual level. Breathing is essential in massage, because as Annie Sprinkle said: "Breathing is life. Many of us breathe just enough to survive but not enough to live fully."

There is a Hollywood film with this name, but again, European cinema does it much better! Take The Dreamers by Italian filmmaker Bernardo Bertolucci, or even better: Jules et Jim by French filmmaker François Truffaut. Somehow, though, in "serious" movies, it's always two guys with one woman, or MFM (man, woman, man), while porn mostly depicts MFF (man, woman, woman). But perhaps that's a discussion for another time. Whatever the combination, remember that in real life it can go much less smoothly than in a movie. There are many body parts, perhaps some confusion (who does what?), a little awkwardness, but most importantly, no one feels left out. Our escorts will take care of that. And if you choose the Couples Intimacy Package, they will bring a nice surprise box to break the ice.