ESCORT GLOSSARY
Escort Glossary! The dictionary of sex with escorts!
69, Sixty Nine
Mutual, simultaneous oral sex as famously praised by Serge Gainsbourg in his 69 song, Annee Erotique.
Anal
The British slang for anal sex, also known as bite the pillow, BUFU, bum fun, dookie love, fifth base, punch the starfish, dance the chacha chocolate, ride the hershey highway, or simply Greek Anal.
BDSM
Bondage, Discipline, Sado-Masochism – mutually consensual exchange of power between two consenting adults. To be divided into Sub (submissive) and Dom (dominant). But please forget Fifty Shades of Grey, rather think of Steven Shainberg’s Secretary or Roman Polanski’s Venus in Fur, they are much better! Live your fantasy with YourAngels BDSM Escorts .
Bi-curious
A person who defines themselves as heterosexual but is open to other experiences. Because sexual orientation is a continuum, a scale, there are gradations and almost no one is 100% heterosexual or 100% homosexual. And as Alfred Kingsley said: “The world should not be divided into sheep and goats.”
Erotic Massage
It can involve feathers, candles, strawberries and whipped cream or just fingers, nails and the right amount of pressure. Either way, our ladies know what they’re doing, having all taken classes in it. For inspiration, we suggest watching 92 Weeks, starring the then-gorgeous and unfathomable Mickey Rourke.
Blow Job
Oral stimulation on a man, also known as bj, bob knob, cabeza, give head, give face, smoke one’s Johnson, chrome one’s dome, licking the lollipop, devour, Lewinski, head-bang, third base, bracejob and of course fellatio or French. To be divided into:
– Covered Blow Job, or CBJ, also known as translated French: blowjob with condom
Uncovered Blow Job, or UBJ, also known as uncensored French or OWO (oral without), something our ladies don’t do.
Swingers’ club
In the 70s, they basically had parties, as John Updike described in his novel Couples, but today you can just go to a club where couples swap partners or have sex with each other. Most clubs have swimming pools and saunas, as well as rooms for dancing, eating, and relaxing.
Deep Throat
Not to be confused with the whistleblower who exposed the Watergate scandal that brought down Richard Nixon. This is a reference to the 1972 pornographic film starring Linda Lovelace, who played a woman with a clitoris in her throat. Pulling a man’s penis as deep as possible gave her great satisfaction. However, it is a skill that few ladies possess.
Bisexual
A person who is sexually and emotionally attracted to both women and men and thus has the best of both worlds.
Roleplay
Manifestation of sexual fantasies in a specific scenario, where the participants have roles. So let your imagination run wild! You can go for classics like the teacher and the student, the repairman, the voyeur or the doctor and the nurse. Or you can go a little further and do as Iggy Pop sang: “I wantne be your dog”.
Relaxing massage
An erotic massage for relaxation. It will rub your shoulders, it will rub your back, it will make you forget about the daily hassles, annoying colleagues and world poverty. There is no technique required here, as in an erotic or tantric massage, but some nice scented oils may be involved.
Cunnilingus (Oral on the woman)
Oral stimulation on a woman, derived from the Neo-Latin words for vulva (cunnus) and tongue (lingua), also known as DATY (food on the Y), eats a peach and goes down. Napoleon Bonaparte was a fan, as evidenced by a letter he wrote to his great love Josephine in April 1769: “Take wing and come, come… A kiss on your heart, and one far below, far below!”
Safe sex
It should be. Your mind can go to dangerous places, but your body needs to be protected. A condom will do the job.
French Kiss
Kissing with the tongue, and no one knows why that should be French. In France they call it un baiser amoureux, “lover’s kiss,” which sounds much more accurate. All our ladies certainly kiss like lovers.
Aesthetic interventions
Implants, usually breast implants, but a lot can be done these days, like butt implants, for that Kim Kardashian look, and apparently men are getting more and more chest implants, to create a sixpack or calf implants, like they’ve been running a lot. Some of our ladies have breast implants, when they don’t, it says “natural” next to their bra size.
Girl Friend Experience (GFE)
more than anything else it is a feeling: the feeling of being with someone you have been with before and close to being with someone you love. This feeling is what our GFE Escorts try to give. There is intimacy, closeness, two people showing each other who they are, while talking, laughing, taking a midnight walk or having sex. So it has all the advantages of a relationship, but none of its disadvantages, since you will never hear complaints about dirty dishes, about the laundry or about the fact that for the millionth time you forgot to take out the trash.
Golden Shower
Also known as watersports or by the formal term Urolagnia, which means to urinate on your partner or to urinate. The ancient Greeks probably already did this (what didn’t they?), hence the myth of Zeus soaking Danae disguised as a golden shower. A shower that fell on Danae while she was lying in her bed… Some of our ladies are willing to play Zeus, but none will take on the role of Danae.
Handjob
Manual male genital stimulation, also known as old-fashioned, disciplines the octopus, the awesome grip, the knuckle joint, the handy mani, the rocking sleeve, and the Greek nintendo. You might think you’re better off doing this on your own given your experience, but it might surprise you as our ladies have taken a class that teaches techniques like the piano, the love tunnel, the wiper, and the egg.
Orgasm
The release of energy. Again, the French term is much better: le petit mort, or the little death. You can die as many times as you want and maybe take your entourage with you, but remember the words of the famous feminist Betty Friedan: “No woman has an orgasm while polishing the kitchen floor.”
Squirting
Female ejaculation. It is a gift that not every woman should offer, although it is said that every woman can do it. A lot depends on the techniques that her partner uses in bed (he must be able to find her G-spot for example). But again: just as some people sweat more than others or eat more than others, some women erupt more easily and in more generous quantities. As do some of our escorts, so if you want to experience this, ask us for the right partner.
Tantric massage
A special erotic massage , a hybrid blend between the esoteric traditions of Hinduism and Buddhism, combining the teachings of (among others) Wilhelm Reich, Carl Jung and Annie Sprinkle, tantra came to mean a sacred sexuality, harmonizing feminine and masculine energy, yin and yang, spirit. . and matter, capable of elevating participants to a higher spiritual level. Essential to massage is breathing, because as Annie Sprinkle said: “Breathing is life. Many of us breathe only enough to survive but not to live fully.”
Threesome
There is a Hollywood movie with that name, but again, European cinema does it much better! Take The Innocents (The Dreamers) by Italian iconoclast Bernardo Bertollucci, or even better: Jules et Jim by French iconoclast Francois Truffaut. But somehow in “serious” movies it is always two guys with one woman, or MFM (man, woman, man), while porn mostly depicts MFF (man, woman, woman). But maybe that is a discussion for another place. Whatever the combination, remember that in real life it can go much less smoothly than in a movie. There are many body parts, maybe some confusion (who does what?), a little awkwardness, but most importantly, no one feels unnecessary. Our escorts will take care of that. And if you choose the Couples Intimacy Package, it will come with a nice surprise box to break the ice.
Bonus Escort Glossary
To wrap up this glossary, we’ll let the wonderful Mae West have the last word: “Sex is emotion in motion.” And that pretty much says it all.
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